The Futtock

If you upgrade wordpress and get the following error:
A file permissions error has occurred. Please check the permissions on the script and the directory it is in and try again.
Check the root of your website for a file called index.cgi. Remove it and that should fix the problem. It did for me anyway.
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Since I got my Nokia E61 mobile phone or cell phone for you Americans, I have used it as everything other than a phone. With the 2 GB I have found that I can save around 10 movies in reasonable quality and view them on the go on my E61.
I use a package called DVDFab […]

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As a web designer since early 90s I have seen the internet develop pretty much from birth to web 2.0. The funniest thing I have seen is the bitch slapping HTML tables have had over the past few years.
Before CSS they where pretty much the only way to layout a web page, and I as […]

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I recently joined AGLOCO because of a friend recommended it to me. I am now promoting it to you because I like the idea and I want you to share in what I think will be an exciting new Internet concept.

AGLOCO’s story is simple:

Do you realize how valuable you […]

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I did a random search on Wikipedia and found this. It is shocking that a site such as Wikipedia will have such content. I am going to write to them at once and complain. Children use Wikipedia. In this day and age we must fight back against orifices, holes and futtocks!
If you can stomach it […]

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You found it! Thats’ one more person who visited my blog.
Kidding aside, if you are having trouble getting traffic, a very effective way I have found in the past is to visit other blogs and take an interest, then post a comment. Don’t think about spamming the sites as this is not the point I […]

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I don’t like Macs. I have worked with them a lot and just do not like them. They are lovely machines and I am sure they are as good if not better than PCs. The problem though is that when things go wrong on a mac, there is not much I can do about it. […]

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To prevent cancer you need to know all about antioxidants and free-radicals.
Perhaps if I stopped breathing and voted conservative I will avoid cancer…
I just held my breath for two minutes. I’m going to take my chances, breathing is addictive.
The joke is perhaps indicative of my rather glib understanding of the subject and I write bout […]

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My wife has got together with some other mothers and decided they would take turns to go around to each other’s homes and clean them, while one of the mothers looked after the children.
When she told me this, I nearly fell off my chair with luaghter. I know my wife. It will never work.
She will […]

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Are you at an age where you think it might be time to have kids? Perhaps you want to but have a career to think about or you don’t think you can afford it?
Let me help with a little advice from a guy who now has two children. I was 31 and broke. I had […]

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